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Post by maverick196 » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:44 pm

each person continues the story,

Once upon a time there was a man who worked for Hermes, he was a hard working man but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't seem to get on top of everthing, bills were mounting up, home repairs not getting done. He seemed to be working 24/7 but his wages didn't reflect this, his moods were sliding into a deep depression until one day..................................................


If the Labour party goes back to reasserting its socialist and democratic beliefs, that's where I belong.
Shirley Williams

"see all, hear all, say nowt" "sup all eyt all, pay nowt and if tha ever does owt for nowt allus do it for thisen"

"Welcome to Yorkshire, like Lancashire, but NICER"

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Post by sue » Sun Apr 07, 2019 1:25 am

he realised he should not be eating beans on toast, watching colleagues going on cruises enjoying all you can eat because they didn't declare their work and enjoyed benefit payments.
I wish the Self Employed umbrella stopped sh*t falling on my head

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Post by xLc » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:05 am

so he had a shower, put on his best aftershave and headed around to his girlfriends place. Upon arriving she greeted him at the door wearing....

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Post by maverick196 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:11 am

a Hermes fleece and hat, yes life had got worse, his girlfriend had joined Hermes.
He couldn't take this, without a word he turned and ran straigfht into................................
If the Labour party goes back to reasserting its socialist and democratic beliefs, that's where I belong.
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Post by xLc » Sun Apr 07, 2019 10:30 am

His ex girlfriend who saw his distress and invited him back to hers for a coffee. He immediately agreed and they headed back to hers. Upon arriving at her place she looked at him seductively and asked
"Should we skip coffee and head for the bedroom"
He thought about this for half a second then nodded enthusiastically.
She grabbed his hand and lead him to the bedroom. Closing the door behind she moved towards him and began to unbutton his shirt, his breathe quickened as he anticipated what was to come.
She finished the buttons and slipped the shirt from his shoulders dropping it to the floor.
Running her fingers over his chest, she felt a quiver of excitement run through her body.
He then began unbuttoning her blouse, one by one, sliding a finger between the material and stroking her skin as he proceeded.
She stood still, eyes closed, biting her lip and his touch sent her wild. Removing her blouse he moved his hands to her back, searching for her bra clasp. Finding it, he expertly undid it and released the tension of the bra. Slipping the shoulder straps off he gently removed her bra, letting it slip to the floor.
He stood back to admire..........

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Post by maverick196 » Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:17 pm

the lovely wallpaper.........
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Post by maverick196 » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:05 am

dazed by the brilliance of the walls they climbed under the covers, his fingers traced across her breasts, made there way downwards, stroked through her pubis, wtf, something hard..................
If the Labour party goes back to reasserting its socialist and democratic beliefs, that's where I belong.
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Post by xLc » Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:49 am

He lifted the covers to look at the giant hard object, only to breathe a sigh of relief when he realised it was his own manhood he was feeling.
"Whats the matter?" his ex said to him
"Nothing, just checking the little fella is ready"

With that his ex turned him over onto his back and she straddled him, her long silky hair stroking his chest as she gently glided his.......

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Post by maverick196 » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:28 pm

hht out of the window where it smashed into a thousand pieces, " fuck thats gonna cost me, dearest jump i've had this year", he turned back to look at her and was shocked to see a rabbit in her hands................
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Post by maverick196 » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:33 pm

"the rabbits fine, but the chicken, dog and horse ya can fuck off wi"
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Post by sue » Tue Apr 09, 2019 12:33 am

I think this is only a boys story....
but then I thought no we are equal so ...this wonderful muscle man appeared tanned proper eye candy and I thought hey fit man....
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Post by maverick196 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:39 am

can you open this jar of pickles for me and take the bin out, after that i'm sure i can think of something to do .........
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Post by xLc » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:57 am

"Why whats wrong mr muscles, cant you even open a jar of pickles?" she said, "are your muscles just for show?" " been taking that protein 'powder' again have we"
At that mr hunk began to sob uncontrollably.
"no body understands me anymore, I used to be intelligent before I got hooked on steroids and protein shakes"
"Now even mr willy has shrunk and refuses to play ball"

She looked at him, head slightly to one side. Feeling a little bit sorry for him, she said.....

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Post by maverick196 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:49 pm

i'm an oral hygenist, i'm crap at hygene but...
If the Labour party goes back to reasserting its socialist and democratic beliefs, that's where I belong.
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"Welcome to Yorkshire, like Lancashire, but NICER"

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